If you think yourself so smart to give me the chaos equivalent of divines in a trade

I had someone try to give me random bubblegum currency (chromes, fusings, whetstones) instead of 1 divine for a service I already provided.
8 mod maps are the new alch and go.
I always ask if it's ok first.
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I have some leniency when people do that.
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Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'

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WaywornExile wrote:
Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'



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WaywornExile wrote:
Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'



Hahahahaha this is the best XD
"For we are not now that strength, which in old days moved Earth and Heaven. That which we are, we are; one equal strength of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will: to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield." - Ulysses, Tennyson
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WaywornExile wrote:
Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'



This is awesome!
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WaywornExile wrote:
Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'


made my day <3
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WaywornExile wrote:
Johny was a'trading,
'twas currency he lacked,
he opened up his hideout,
all items neatly stacked.
Gems and jewels aplenty,
and other trinkets, too,
he'd make a bloody fortune
before the day was through.
Then suddenly a whisper,
'I'd like to buy your ware,'
Johny's eyes, they opened wide,
'And wares I'd like to share!'
He giggled with excitement,
the first trade of the day,
'That's one Divine Orb, please,'
Horray! Horray! Horray!
Imagine his confusion
at the jingle-jangle clatter,
as several dozen Chaos Orbs
were placed out on a platter,
'What on earth is this?' he asked,
'You seek to spark my wrath?'
'Oh no, good sir, this is correct,'
'I double-checked my math'

'Get out! Get out! Get out, I say!'
as eyes rolled over black,
'Take your stinking Chaos Orbs,'
'and never dare come back!'



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