What's your Zoadiac?

Aries here. Took me years to control my mouth and temper. Libra rising. Explains my good looks.

I used to think this stuff was a load of shit but had my horoscope done by someone that knew nothing of me and could not possibly (it was someone online). They got stuff weirdly right so there is something to it. How much is another matter.

To get that exact they have to know exactly where and when you were born. To the minute, hopefully. Not everyone knows that. Wife's birth certificate doesn't even have a time so she can only rely on her stupid mother who is a pathological liar. :(
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kolyaboo wrote:
I used to think this stuff was a load of shit


Still is.

Stars dont govern your personality traits, or shape your life experience.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.
I make dumb builds, therefore I am.
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FCK42 wrote:
Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.


You are lazy, over-sensitive, and tend to blame others or "bad luck" if things dont go your way.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
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DarthSki44 wrote:
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FCK42 wrote:
Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.


You are lazy, over-sensitive, and tend to blame others or "bad luck" if things dont go your way.



ooo im scorpio - do me do me
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DarthSki44 wrote:
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FCK42 wrote:
Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.


You are lazy, over-sensitive, and tend to blame others or "bad luck" if things dont go your way.


I was going to go with "you can breath underwater" but yours works.

Peace,

-Boem-
Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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xMustard wrote:
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DarthSki44 wrote:
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FCK42 wrote:
Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.


You are lazy, over-sensitive, and tend to blame others or "bad luck" if things dont go your way.



ooo im scorpio - do me do me


Ohhhh a good one!

You are jealous, secretive, manipulative, and resentful!
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln
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DarthSki44 wrote:
Ohhhh a good one!

You are jealous, secretive, manipulative, and resentful!


lol one out of 4, not too shabby i guess.
Taurus
This was more accurate then i liked it to be.
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Iangyratu wrote:
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DarthSki44 wrote:
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Pisces here. The fuck if I know what that means.


You are lazy, over-sensitive, and tend to blame others or "bad luck" if things dont go your way.

I think you're the only reliable horoscope person in the internets. Libra next, then.


Not a bad set either.

You are superficial, detached, unreliable, and indecisive.

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
- Abraham Lincoln

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