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Sent an application on the site, look forward to hearing from you!

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deadbyt3 wrote:

Sent an application on the site, look forward to hearing from you!

/ReExist

Welcome!

Invited:
PANDORAN
Tyrlith

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Waiting List:
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NOTE: We do cancel invites if they haven't been accepted in a couple of days, if you're still interested please PM me.

GUILD EVENT!

WIN Bonner's 5-FUSING 6-LINK CARCASS JACK!!!



It's sitting in Guild Stash and you can win it, just simply write a poem about Bonner, the god of RNG. Post it below & I will pick the winner myself and it will be judged on the basis of quality of the creativity put in the poem.

Requirements:

-Must be Guild Member before start date of event, as of this post.
-Poem has to be a decent length and attempt
-Limit one entry per member (*But you can edit it by the end of the competition to change it)

Event closes: 19th February, 2016

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If you want to donate for an event just PM me!

Bonner's 5 fusings

Brought us wealth, luck and splendor

Now let it be mine

Bonner has the best rng.
Bonner, why you link in five?
Bonner you make my rng look bad.
Bonner your rng is so alive.
Bonner your luck makes me sad.
This six link makes me go on my knee,
For i beg thee.
Let it be for me.

Oh Bonner, Oh Bonner, the god of RNG
You spam those fuses and all your things
We see your 6-links and say GG
Its like your flying above us on wings

Your might is untouched by those on the ground
Your roar is like a giant king
The time it takes us to see the sound
Another 6-link you already fling

To those of us who dont understand
We see that only RMT is to blame
The majestic vision of your your unearthly hand
You are the 6-linking master of this reign

Your reign might only last 3 months
The people might throw all of their hate
You throw 6-links out like some stunt
For this is the tale of bonner the great.

RNG 69:69
And, so, Lord Bonner didst proclaim,
To the Plebian Exiles with no RNG,
To mark his words that his
Varnished Coat shall be six linked, for
He is the Kappa and the Omega, the RNG and
The Trash Bin; but the Plebians
Didst not believe his word.

The Plebians turned to false idols,
And began juicing random pigs
In the drake infested rice fields
With their dank, rusted Binos
To FNX, the false idol of RNG
Who took many weeks to six link
His single Voll's.

This didst anger Bonner, and so
He didst cast out from RNG Heaven
The heretical FNX,
And cursed him with more shite RNG.

The krayzee FNX wished to execute
An exterminatus on the Plebian Exiles,
But our Fjord and Savour, Bonner,
Didst not wish this to happen
To his hoes, cuz he's a merciful pimp.

So, Bonner, tooketh his only son,
His six linked Carcass Jack,
And offered it as a tribute to
Die in the hands of a Plebian Exile
To attone for their shite RNG
And overall Mockery of their Fjord and Savour.

So sayeth the Lord, the Father of RNGeesus,
and a generous friend,
Bonner.


(....Through his prophet Rust Dank of course, who deserves to be that Plebian Exile. xddddeee0

A reading from the Book of About 3:50;

For RNGesus so loved the Bonner, that He gave His only five fusings, that whoever believes in Him shall not go full poetato, but have eternal wealth. Praise be.

First there was Pig, his RNG was damn sick
Bonner came along and asked him quick, Hey could I have a bit?
They made a deal and the devil was their witness
So Bonner continued with Pigs sickness
He continued to link, as much as he liked
We all were on the brink, a few as well cried
He openly helped us, with a bright smile
There was a lot of fuss, cause he went the extra mile
He even linked Carcass, donated to the poor
We now make a ruckus, as we want it for sure.

To be honest I've been lucky enough this league, so taking myself out of the competition, good luck everyone :)