What's your main source of income?

Getting paid to train to-be-mathematicians.
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"JoJo Marplestein, Jr.

You have transgressed against your God and your fellow man. You have been a willing vessel for the following Sins.
Spoiler

Excretory Incontinence

Five counts of soiling a diaper beyond capacity

Two counts of targeted urination against the person of a diaper-changer

Two counts of urping on the person of a burper

Verbal Wrath

Four counts of wailing and screaming after bedtime

Impecuniary contrariness

Two counts of slinging pabulum across the dining table

One count of seizing the hem of the tablecloth and dragging dinner and all its service off the table

Filial disrespect

One count of biting the nipple that feeds you

God has charged me with your redemption. You are hereby exiled to Wraeclast where, it is hoped, you shall come to repent your Sins, and make your Peace with your beloved Father and Mother.
- High Templar Dominus

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I only had Beta access, never Alpha, but I heard rumors GGG was planning on releasing the IMP class. I have a (partial) screenshot of the start of the skill tree for the IMP.




From what I can scrounge up and had saved from prior searches,
Here are some of the Notables/Keystones (not sure which are which):

Toxic Tantrum:
Your Tantrum Skills create lingering Gas Clouds that deal 30% increased Chaos Damage over Time Gas Clouds have 15% increased Area of Effect
You are Unaffected by your own Gas Clouds

“The cries of the innocent are piercing. The cries of the Imp are poisonous.”

Malodorous Momentum
5% increased Movement Speed,
Filth and Excretion Skills have 20% chance to Spawn an Additional Pile while moving
Excretion Skills deal 30% increased Area Damage
Enemies standing on your Filth have -10% to Chaos Resistance

“Speed is life. Stench is death.”

Pabulum Payload
(20)% increased Projectile Speed
(30–40)% increased Projectile Damage with Hurl Skills
Thrown Pabulum has 20% chance to Splatter, creating a small area of slowing muck

“Viands meant for nourishment have now been hurled.”

Diaper Detonation
Your Diaper accumulates Foul Charge while you move. Taking Damage has 15% chance to Detonate your Diaper, expending all Foul Charges, causing Desecrated Ground and a Culling Chaos Strike

“Pressure makes diamonds. And horrors.


Howlstorm
When using a Warcry, unleash a Screech that increases Enemy Lightning and Cold Penetration by 25%. 10% Chance to cause Bleeding from ears.
50% increased Warcry Cooldown Recovery Rate
Warcries count as having been used with maximum Rage

“There is no fate as feared as the relentless scream of an angry child.”




As this was all before Ascendency, I wonder what specializations they would have made if the IMP class was released?
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WAS a technical account manager until last Friday when I got laid off along with God knows what percentage of the stupid company. Merry Fucking Christmas. :(
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kolyaboo#7295 wrote:
WAS a technical account manager until last Friday when I got laid off along with God knows what percentage of the stupid company. Merry Fucking Christmas. :(


Damn. Sorry to hear that, Kolya. And zero fecks given by the execs who pulled this Scrooge move, either, I imagine. ='[.]'=
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whiskers =@[.]@= boggled / =>[.]<= annoyed or angry / ='[.]'= concerned / =0[.]o= confuzzled /
=-[.]-= sad or sleepy / =*[.]*= dazzled / =^[.]~= wink / =~[.]^= naughty wink / =9[.]9= rolleyes #FourYearLie
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kolyaboo#7295 wrote:
WAS a technical account manager until last Friday when I got laid off along with God knows what percentage of the stupid company. Merry Fucking Christmas. :(


That really stinks. Sorry to hear that. Hopefully, you will find something better soon.
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