Muahaha I have bought 10k $ worth of FRUIT using your credit card.
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So where did all this fruit go? That is the question.
Censored.
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" I stuffed it in your closet Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr |
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FBI open up!
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" what are u going to do think a walrus t-rex did all this? pfft Dys an sohm
Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr |
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The spiders are free protein.
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Thank goodness I don't have a CC anymore.
~ I have selective hearing, and today, you have not been selected.
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" You say this now. Next thing you know the sick bastards have colonized in your skull. Need a new signature, cuz name change. I dunno though. I guess this seems fine. Yeah, this is good.
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" What an adorable spider! That species is particularly venomous, but they're very social creatures. |
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We recently had a lizard incursion (when it gets over 100F they typically sneak into your house to get out of the heat along with other less friendly species).
We usually get these mini geckos but this thing was BIG. Nearly had a heart attack when I opened up the empty dishwasher to load and VOILA there he was! Once I got over the shock I was looking for a container I have to catch and release but he escaped. Marlin has a gross habit of eating them (usually in front of you as you try to eat a meal). I have no idea what the little one does since we have had none that I know of in awhile. Did they eat him? Or is he languishing of starvation under the fridge or in a dark corner? No one knows. Censored.
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" Dude, the place you live sounds awesome. I get these behemoth fucking spiders swarming my house. I literally almost vomited all over my bed a few weeks ago when this almost three inch wad of terrifying was slowly dangling his way down to my head. Need a new signature, cuz name change. I dunno though. I guess this seems fine. Yeah, this is good.
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