Funny article you find randomly on internet

What really happened:


Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Farting is offensive and childish for no sex. Whatever happened to calling her prude or that your only live once?
Git R Dun!
Last edited by Aim_Deep on May 26, 2019, 11:43:33 PM
TMBGGG?

Thinking about the immortality of the crab

Might start using that, it's lovely.


These make me laugh way too much.

When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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There are a variety of things one could read between the lines in this article.
I have a pretty good sense of humor. I'm not German.

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