Dad cheating on mom, kind of GGG's fault.
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So pissed right now you guys. Came into my dad's room while he was at work to see if I could find where he hides the home equity line credit card, to buy the new supporter packs and right as I found it I heard footsteps. So I panicked and quickly hid under the bed, only to hear moans and groans a few minutes later. I immediately thought it was my mom and dad, and thought "gross" not again, but when my dad started yelling "Steve!" I knew it wasn't my mom. Her name is Sarah.
[Removed by Support] There are a lot of emotions and thoughts going through my head right now:
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1. Sad to find out my dad is cheating on my mom, he isnt perfect like I thought.
2. Happy Synthesis is ending and excited for Legion. 3. Should I tell my mom about this? But it will break her heart. 4. Should I still use the CC to buy the supporter pack or put it back? 5. Will my parent's get a divorce? 6. Will infused channeling work with Cyclone now? 7. Will I inherit my dad's sexual longevity gene? 8. Is there a need for Fortify now? [Removed by Support] To be honest, while being stuck under this bed, I can't help but think that this is some how GGG's fault. Had the supporter packs not been released yesterday, I wouldn't be in here today in my parent's room. If I wasn't in the room, I wouldn't have had to get under the bed, and ultimately I wouldn't have ever known my dad was cheating on my mom. Life is a funny thing.
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 Sorry for the typos. Typing this cramped under this bed and on my phone. Last edited by Al_GGG#0000 on May 22, 2019, 11:33:15 PM Last bumped on May 26, 2019, 2:54:20 AM
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what the fuck
Dys an sohm
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How do you know it was your dad that was taking hours to jizz? It could have easily been Steve.
IGN:Axe_Crazy
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What the hell is this and how do I delete it.
IGN: Arlianth
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quality shitpost if I ever saw one on this forum..
I'm not really sure if this is actually true or not but using your parents CC to buy packs not sure it might even end well for you here.. "Parade your victories, hide your defeats. Mortals are so insecure."
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It isn't GGG's fault that you went after that credit card, but it is GGG's fault that this thread exists.
When Stephen Colbert was killed by HYDRA's Project Insight in 2014, the comedy world lost a hero. Since his life model decoy isn't up to the task, please do not mistake my performance as political discussion. I'm just doing what Steve would have wanted.
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You should first think about your own personal longelivity,
typing on your phone during an act bossfight can get your character killed aloud easily. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDs-Y5DNH8
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" If you're funding your cravings by stealing (like any junkie with bad personal economy and impulse control might) then perhaps, rather than a supporter pack, a support group could be something to consider? You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
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Dubious as replying to this might be, cannot deny it made me extremely concerned and sure that offering advice is the morally correct action
" I think you could definitely sue GGG for losing your mind and all sense of proportion. There's a clear breach of duty of care to you, and a juicy set of damages - Loss of your future income as an employed person, loss of the ability to stream due to bedroom related trauma, punitive damages, the list goes on. Put the credit card back, your damages will have you a Ruler of Wraeclast, all the t-shirts you could ever need, and designing a Unique Map in short order. Plus, heliskiing in Cooktown, the pick of Chris' MTG Collection ... think big, you clearly have the aptitude for it. I hear Boem works pro bono, so maybe hit him up for some representation. |
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"  *The number you have reached has been disconnected* Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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