The Most Important Player in PoE PvP

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Actalo wrote:

Evilist is back!

He's been spotted in both Sarn Arena and my hideout.

"And the lord god emperor Evilist saideth, 'veni vidi vici' ... and PvP was conquered... and saved!"

I don't think he ever left, he doesn't whisper me as often as he used to, but roughly once a week I get loli witch all over my hideout.

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Alpha_Dragon wrote:

I don't think he ever left, he doesn't whisper me as often as he used to, but roughly once a week I get loli witch all over my hideout.

Of course, I'm entirely unworthy, and thus hardly the messenger, to declare the re-coming of our Lord-God PevPiList Emperor.

He's been here all along, Kreating Kawaii.

Unlike the rest of those Markclueless meta-bound hellions, our Lord-God ascends the depths of XBOX Lapquizes, to enshrine the fundamental ethos of PvP.

master senpai sex, best pvper

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Alpha_Dragon wrote:

I don't think he ever left, he doesn't whisper me as often as he used to, but roughly once a week I get loli witch all over my hideout.

Am jelly, did he show you his hentai spider too?

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Head_Less wrote:

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Alpha_Dragon wrote:

I don't think he ever left, he doesn't whisper me as often as he used to, but roughly once a week I get loli witch all over my hideout.

Am jelly, did he show you his hentai spider too?

He showed me his sick commish of his witch, what secret code I gotta give him for this spider?

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Alpha_Dragon wrote:

He showed me his sick commish of his witch, what secret code I gotta give him for this spider?

just tell him he have a cute witch.

Not sure if anyone’s aware but he has a second account. Be vigilant.

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ocd_xana wrote:

Not sure if anyone’s aware but he has a second account. Be vigilant.

He told me he was a North Korean spy as well, stay safe folks.

Speculation: I think he is a north korean refugee living in south korea, extremely paranoid after being held in a concentration camp for 50 years.

He tells me I'm a master hacker and also the CIA and NSA and FBI at the same time while also calling me cute sexy and sending me hearts as soon as I log in, things have happened in my hideout I am still not comfortable talking about.

We should all strive to be more like Evilist. Once we all reach his level of being ascended we will reach world peace and there will be no need for PvP.

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0flip wrote:

Speculation: We should all strive to be more like Evilist.

This, folks in the forum should strive to make this their daily mantra.