Wander Queen

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I just asked the question everyone else were already wondering about.

Sorry, lapiz, but no. You're not funny, witty, or observant enough to be "that guy" who "says what we're all thinking". I don't think any of us were thinking that. At all.













Now, Rup, when you update your mother on your bowel movements, do you describe the size of it in fruit? What was the consistency of the last dooker you took, and did it have anything to do with what you ate?

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ocd_xana wrote:

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I just asked the question everyone else were already wondering about.

Sorry, lapiz, but no. You're not funny, witty, or observant enough to be "that guy" who "says what we're all thinking". I don't think any of us were thinking that. At all.

Well it wasn't exactly my intention to make you feel that I know your thoughts.. "Everyone" might be a strong word here, but then again I did want to exaggerate that part to make a point. And I also think you already knew that before you started writing the reply which is why I'm mostly replying to the 5 other people who for some obscure reason read this (by thinking I meant that it is my hunch and not the absolute truth).

I'm sure your hunch about the thoughts of the people of this forum is at least as good as mine. I suggest making a poll to see if the president was right?

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trav_dawg wrote:

Lol Lapiz calls your update a bowel movement then wonders why you're "tilted"...

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I'm sorry but instead of what he wrote as an update, could just as well have been replaced with the good old legendary 'bump'

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lapiz wrote:

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Come on man, this is the pvp area. We're all assholes, you don't have to pretend you're not one.

The fact that he's updating by posting extra stuff would indicate an update the way I see it. Pretty sure that's how most people see it.

The difficult thing about text is that it doesn't convey emotion or nuance; it's humorless, and especially difficult to pick up on it if you don't know the person or their humor that well. Your post was a case in point.

There, you leveled up.

you all got trolled so hard, funny to see so much reactions about a shitpost ^^

Hey guys I'm new here, can I dual wield shields?

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Ahfack wrote:

Hey guys I'm new here, can I dual wield shields?

http://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Advancing_Fortress

if ever, any anyone would get inspired by this build, there they will have 2 obsatcles,

350 movespeed does not feel enough

for non qotf chars, 350 is unchasable. 350 is good for running away or changing your position.

but, you need 400 to hit and run. and to manually kite projectiles.

out of responsibility feeling, i feel like showing ways of reching 400 movespeed was necessary. i think in future also 400-450% movespeed melee builds also can get viable.

i cant write further my keyboard got fucked up yesterday i spilled cola all over it.

this was saved as draft.

Well, QOTF getting buffed to like 3k eva so you should be able to achieve that no problem

ALL HAIL OUR LEVEL 54 BALANCE TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't be surprised if QotF will be getting retroactively nerfed at some point. Something like: 1% movement speed per 1600 evasion; -25% movement speed has been removed; divine orb can't be used to re-roll the item. Thank you for your support.

It's literally the only 'mobility thingy' that doesn't suck.