Praise our Lord

This then is how you should pray:

Our Alkaizer in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your signature records come,
your will be done.
In Path of Exile as it is in Diablo 3,

Give us our daily defeat,
Forgive us our lack of skill,
as also we have forgiven the noobs.
And lead us not into PvP,
but deliver us from the evil race rewards.

For if you forgive noobs when they race against you, Alkaizer will also forgive you.
But if you do not forgive noobs their lack of skill, Alkaizer will not forgive your lack of skill.

Amen.

The path of the exiled man
is best on all sides
by the inequities of the cleavers
and the tyranny of leap slam men.

Blessed is Alkaizer,
who in the name race rewards and records,
shepherds the noobs through the caverns of anger.
For he is truly his mallet’s keeper,
and the slammer of sea witch spawn.

And I will slam down upon thee with great hatred and added fire,
those who attempt to puncture and destroy my marauders.
And you will know my name is Alkaizer, when I lay my groundslam upon thee.

Amen

Amen