💖[SSC] [ONLINE, STREAM UP] Rofl's Bosskilling Service!💖

Back for a new league.

As some background, I've been doing bosskilling services since Betrayal, but really kicked it into full gear during Metamorph. I killed well over 3,000 Siruses (Siri????) in Delirium and did not fail a single carry. I'm also typically much cheaper than other reliable carries out there. I don't feel like a carry should bankrupt you, and I don't need that much currency to function.

My stream is usually up and I will definitely stream if you ask me to: twitch.tv/roflsalot

Here's my Youtube channel, which includes a lot of gimmicky Sirus a8 kills from past leagues. If you would like a tutorial for fighting Sirus with your primary damage skill, let me know and I will be happy to do so during the carry.

Youtube Channel

CURRENT FEES:

Aul: 25% of loot value with a 25c minimum
Elder/Infinite Hunger/Black Star: 20c
Maven Atlas Invitation: 25c
Exarch/Eater of Worlds: 40c
Maven: 40c
The Feared: 100c
All other Invitations: 30c
All other normal bosses: 40c
Uber Bosses (except Uber Sirus): 80c
Uber Sirus: 1ex

Copy and paste the appropriate message in game:
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill my boss for 40c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill my Elder/Infinite Hunger/Black Star for 20c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill the Searing Exarch/Eater of Worlds/Maven for 40c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill my Aul for 25% of the value of the drop?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please clear my Invitation for 30c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please clear The Feared for 100c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill my Uber boss for 80c?
@Rofl_GoesMeta Would you please kill Uber Sirus for 1ex?

Rules and caveats: As I said earlier, I have yet to fail a carry, but this is because I insist on proper preparation. I highly prefer the Washington, DC server, so if you can switch realms before opening the boss portal, I'd appreciate it.

If you are asking me to salvage a botched fight, I am not responsible for failing if you leave me with one portal and inadequate warning of the situation. That being said, if I fail and it's my fault, I will both refund the bosskilling fee and pay for replacement of the boss (or some equivalent value).

Happy hunting, exiles!

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ROFL is the best at boss killing! Gets the job done and at a great price! I highly recommend!!!

Fast kill sirus! ping 140! very strong carry

You can't be serious, but ROFL is he knows what he is doing. Vouch!

ROFL is the best, I highly recommend you reach out if you need a boss killed.

His feet smell weird but he do kill the boss real good.

fast and deathless aw8 carry!

Fast and clean, thanks alot!

Smooth and Easy.