Looking for guild with normal people in it. (explanation inside)

Hey,

I gave up on guilds a while back and now I'm interested in the new league and thought if you couldn't get me an invite for a guild with:

1. No annoying newbs asking shit on the godly level of what gems are, or what yellow items are or such unbearable tat.

2. No terrible epeens and children and people with pre-school level English

3. No elitists, who think their guild is a trillion dollar golf club for superior people.

So, normal people are socially adjusted, mature people (ideally with a life they care about), who speak decent english.
I'm not asking for much, but sometimes it feels like I am.

Responses appreciated.