MTX we'd love to see...and actually buy maybe

Divine vessel.

This totally missed its mark. You're attempting to capture and transfer a Class Ic pluripotent Chthonic Entity here, not topping up a venti cappuccino with a shot of Torani Caramel Syrup.

The reskin should have all the blinky lights and vapour seals and paranormal-safety locks and thaumato-magnetic field barriers of the original model:



Now what Sin does with these things, and how, is beyond our mortal ken; but that's why we leave it to him, although I must say ever since he "processed" Gorulis the Will Thief for me, the entire household has broken out in ringworm...

21st Century Meme Portals.

If you ever had the misfortune of clicking on a link your mates might have sent your way in say, 2002, you might instantly recognize the "wider" applications for this meme.

Consider this: Fully 3 of our beloved Atlas maps take us to realms that are rather ... anatomical in nature. Also consider that Maligaro ingeniously inscribed a map in his own colon wherein he could hide from the avenging finger of Sin. Yes, you have it right - he put his own head up his exhaust pipe!

So what more appropriate portal to access these specific areas than the Goatse Man's memetic sphincter?

I mean, it's your MTX so you can turn it off or switch it to something less "anal" once you're done running Core or Phantasmagoria or whatever.

Bomb Cart

Players of Team FOrtress 2 will recall the lovely variant maps with creative reconcept of the Cart. If you're logging onto PoE from Steam, then you're probably among them. It's time Valve and GGG did a cross-promotion mtx to celebrate this.

Delving will never be the same again when you push the cart escort the crawler to the control point depot of your choice. Hastily painted with "Cri Some Moar" on one side, and "Li'l Chew-Chew" on the other, you will ride in style atop (yes, stand on top!) the sulphite guzzler towards the next azurite node or abandoned Vaal subway station. Reskin your ride in Cinnabar Red or Azurite Blu.

(Riding on the cart only lasts for 4 seconds then you fall off and have to push it as normal. Sorry, taunting heavies.)

Minion Skins

I have seen it all. Ravens, bees, wolves, black cats. But when I want to summon something truly terrifying, I go to Minecraft and throw an egg on the ground. Why not a GGG - Mojang cross-promotion mtx for players who enjoy both games?

Let's face it, the overlap between PoE's summoner targets and Minecraft's hostile mobs is spot-on. Zombies? Skeletons? Phantoms? You got it, baby.

Replace your messy, oozy meatheads with nice, tidy, kelly-green Minecraft zombies. Spectres get squared away with the Minecraft skin and become nifty miniature phantoms. Your skeletons march in orderly fashion with their new matchstick skins and cubic grins. Ice Golem? No problem, blocky Snowman is here. Horde of spiders? Choose from big velvety black normal spiders, or the little blue ankle-biter Cave variety.

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