Blue balls.
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Yo, these vaal cannon mobs are annnnnoooyyyyyyyying. Temple. You walk into a room, theres a bazillion of these mobs, and now there are blue balls all over the room. You have to walk through a small hallway... so, good fucking luck. You have to move in, so you're not stuck in the hallways with 14 balls. These balls hit for no damage, or insane one shot damage, with max resists and 50% of my armor applying to elemental. If they don't hit you, they explode when shot with a large aoe- in a small fucking room. When the blue balls are shot, they fire a big laser blast that also one shots, pretty much all the time. When you walk into this room, with all the blue balls now littering the space. How am I supposed to know which is attached to which mob so that I know where I can be safe for an instant from the laser show? Then I have to go in on these mobs cause I'm melee- and there are little bomb bros all over the fucking place. Not only do these chase and explode on you, they obstruct your pathing. All of this combines into a really great mob. Oh, and the mobs are pretty damn tanky for dealing so much damage. Oh, fuck, and they always run away, so you're always chasing them around. Meanwhile all their brothers and sisters and laying down new blue balls and unloading on you. Fuck. Meanwhile I'm running in a circle trying to get half a fucking second to get an attack off in a tiny little space filled with mobs and bombs. Even if I don't die, it doesn't feel like I did anything. It just feels annoying. Last edited by kazajhodo#6457 on Mar 7, 2026, 7:54:27 PM Last bumped on Mar 8, 2026, 4:39:37 PM
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bro have you tried comboing them? or parrying...
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" I have enough recoup and defense to withstand their damage. https://youtu.be/6ul6snoV2B4?t=116&si=mNhlGY--83Kz5llo Others just have enough damage to keep them away from themselves. There are many solutions,you just have to find them. If they're killing you on SSF, then maybe you need to focus on other activities to strengthen your build before heading into the Temple. Last edited by Selous#4040 on Mar 8, 2026, 10:58:45 AM
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" What does comboing them mean? Like cc into damage? These mobs are at like 140% effectiveness or something, stun build, they don't really stun. I mean, there are a bunch of answers to this- but everyone seems to miss the details. The overarching concept here, is that these particular mobs are far more annoying than other mobs. Not that I'm a good player, I'm trash, who cares. Me being good or bad has nothing to do with these mobs being far more annoying than other mobs. |
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