Vaal Grenade dudes.
|
SSF
Clink clink. Can't tell where the hell the grenade dudes throw their ornaments. Black ball with a little fire on it. Sometimes 40 of em, clink clink clinkity clink clink clinker. I can see em when they explode. Specifically awesome in the temples, when you're trying to squeeze through a door into a room with 80 dudes in it, and a boss. Instantly all the melee just run to you at full tilt so you can't move. All the grenade bros are just pins in their teeth, lobbin nades over their shoulders, behind the back, between the legs, clinkin beers, eyyyyy. Last bumped on Mar 3, 2026, 12:22:42 AM
|
|
|
Very fun, I agree. But I like more when a couple of blue balls materialize right in your face and you instantly know you are screwed lol.
|
|
|
Blue balls?
|
|
" Yep, those transcended dickheads with cannons. Blue balls first then plasma shot into nonexistence. When a few of them fire at you at once in a tiny temple room then you really feel Atziri's embrace lol. |
|
|
xD
I defenitly got my dose of Vaal monsters lol Feel like doing the black chamber over and over this season. SSF player
|
|
" I agree, I am pretty bored of killing Vaal monsters. Who am I to say anything, I don't respect my time either.
|
|
|
SSF
Oh yeah, the blue balls of doom. Those hurt. Especially with high pack size- ten of them will fly out at once, ded. Lots of times, nearly always, you're trying to fight around a temple FUCKING DOOR- and can't see em. The fucking doors in the temple man. The 3gs can't handle two things that are inanimate objects. Doors and checkpoints. Checkpoints are dogshit everywhere, especially maps and temple. Holy shit. Actually I'm changing that, the 3gs aren't shit at doors/checkpoints, they are overall shit at quality of life things. I'm not sure whats up, but they don't think easy or convenient- they think annoyingly. We're talking in ways they should be thinking easy/convenient. Like, bag size, looting, selling, disenchanting, salvaging. There should be buttons on the bag, that just do that, x all, click done. No baseing, no bullshit, inspect, everything, in the character ui. Fuck, sell a little pet that turns that on even. Make a free badrillion bucks so I can have everything I need follow me so I don't have to base. Would not everyone be like... holy shit best thing that every happened. Plus you could sell skins for these little shits. Don't sell the pet, just sell the skins! Badrillzillions, printing money. Just send me 2% of the revenue for the idea. There are so many simple things that would monstrously change the player experience incredibly for the better. Its actually kinda unreal. |
|
