The days of Scourge League

On the first day of Scourge League, Chris Krangle gave to me: Boots that grant minus MP.

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On the fifth day of Scourge League, Chris Krangle gave to me:

FIVE BRICKED UNIIIIQQQQUUUUESSSSS. (ding, dong ♫).

Fooouu-or worthless swords, three trashed belts, tw-oo garbage rings... and some boots that grant minus eeemmmm-peeeeeeeee ♪

I love Scourge League!

OWWWW!

I said, I LOVE Scourge League!

No, Chris. Please, please! No! NO! AHH! AHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SCOURGE LEAGUE! <3

Please stop beating me :(