Sentences that will make you giggle... Misplaced Modifiers.
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1. "Going to the supermarket, the cat finally ate its favorite food." 2. "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know!" 3. Alison watched her son drive off through the window. 4. David waited patiently behind a teenager with baggy jeans carrying a full load. 5.The homeowner chased the intruder wearing nothing but his underwear. "Another... Solwitch thread." AST Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2 "...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear Last bumped on Sep 14, 2020, 1:05:17 AM
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Eats, shoots, and leaves
[19:36]#Mirror_stacking_clown: try smoke ganja every day for 10 years and do memory game
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Let's eat Bob.
Let's eat, Bob. ~ There are spectacular moments.
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No good read goes unpublished.
No-good read goes unpublished. Account sharing/boosting is a bannable offence. No ifs, ands, or buts. No exceptions. Not even for billionaires.
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I’ll ask my son, the lawyer, if he can help get his uncle Jack off
“What kind of f*cking neighborhood is this!?”
“People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.” |
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Occam's Razor!
Ἀρχή Σοφίας ἡ τῶν ὀνομάτων ἐπίσκεψις -Ἀντισθένης ἁπλοκύων
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LOL...
"Another... Solwitch thread." AST
Current Games: :::City Skylines:::Elite Dangerous::: Division 2 "...our most seemingly ironclad beliefs about our own agency and conscious experience can be dead wrong." -Adam Bear |
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