Cockney Slang Game! (First to Answer All Five Correctly Wins!)

Each of these made-up quotes is describing a famous picture or iconic scene... in Cockney slang. Post a picture for each one when you've figured it out!

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1) "He ain't got nothin' on his plates but he's wearing a whistle!"


2) "That clown is dancing on apples!"


3) "That kid is taking a Jimmy! Thankfully you don't see his Hampton or Cobblers."


4) "The dogs are sitting there. They've got Brittney and what looks like whiskey, and there are chips on the table. But where's the Bugs?"


5) "That septic politician was looking at her dog with sunglasses on her boat... on a plane."

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GL to all! (I will post the answers if no one can come up with them.)

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bwam wrote:

4) "The dogs are sitting there. They've got Brittney and what looks like whiskey, and there are chips on the table. But where's the Bugs?"

Hint

Britney Spears... Bugs Bunny...

I'll use this one as an example, just so people have an easier time.

"Britney" means beers (rhymes with "Spears"); "Bugs" means money (rhymes with "Bunny").



"The dogs are sitting there. They've got [beers] and what looks like whiskey, and there are chips on the table. But where's the [money]?"

I'll start releasing the answers now, slowly.

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bwam wrote:

2) "That clown is dancing on apples!"

Hint

Apples and pears...

Ah, whatever. I'm no good at suspense. Here are the rest:

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bwam wrote:

1) "He ain't got nothin' on his plates but he's wearing a whistle!"

Hint

Plates of meat... Whistle and flute....

Hint 2

It's on the front of their last one...

"He ain't got nothin' on his [feet] but he's wearing a [suit]!"

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bwam wrote:

3) "That kid is taking a Jimmy! Thankfully you don't see his Hampton or Cobblers."

Hint

Jimmy Riddle... Hampton Wick... Cobbler's awls...

Hint 2

You usually see this picture on cars sans tiger.

I shouldn't translate this one.

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bwam wrote:

5) "That septic politician was looking at her dog with sunglasses on her boat... on a plane."

Hint

Septic tank... dog and bone... boat race...

"That [Yank] politician was looking at her [phone] with sunglasses on her [face]... on a plane."

I'm still confused by the clown dancing one.

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LV9999Majin wrote:

I'm still confused by the clown dancing one.

Apples and pairs... stairs!

That kid is taking a piss but you don't see his private parts. I got that one right away.