Season Ten, Event 55: 90m Turbo Solo

20 Minutes in Turbo
Starring... Alphaccount!


>Fuck yeah 90mTS
>The league will begin in 10 seconds
>Peebottles ready
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXnKY23Nuw
>GO GO GO!!

>Reach Hillock, target acquired
>[engage]
>Strike², Strike², Strike²
>...
>out of mana
>Hillock on roids AND speed
>almost RIP
>he finally ded
>drops are all white
>fucking racist
>can't even sell for 1 ID scroll
>gg wp no re

>Mud Flats
>derping along getting seashells
>blink
>suddenly surrounded by turbo blue charging Greater Rhoas
>ohshitohshitohshit
>Moltenstrike kill all, hit Lv3
>not today, chook paté
>Coral ring MVP

>Lower Submerged
>Hmm... might go for the-
>HERPADERP is the first to kill the Dweller in the Deep
>nvm

>Upper Submerged
>lobsters everywhere
>basically fireproof
>wtb tentacle mobs for ez exp
>GGG: None sry lol
>sigh

>Ledge
>Puncture dogs
>nope
>reset
>Puncture dogs
>Xbox360.wmv
>reset
>Archers
>fuck yeah
>Lv6

>Climb
>Archer mobs again ^_^
>halfway through map...
>JUST KIDDING PUNCTURE DOGS LOL FACKHETTE
>Unequip chest armour
>run like fuck
>Lv6.2

>Lower/Upper Prison
>no blue skeletons at all
>must have all gotten laid
>mfw animated corpses get more action than me
>tilt fedora, narrow eyes and vow to Sasuke I will focus harder

>Brutus
>Brutus: "Do you have a question?"
>Me: "No but I'll AXE YOU anyway!!"
>chuckle to myself
>health suddenly 15%
>wtf
>TP out
>"Nessa, I need Lv4 HP pots!!"
>"Sure I got Paua rings!"
>"But..."
>TP back
>Brutus @60%
>TP/TP
>Brutus @20%
>TP/TP
>tfw critical hit kills boss and dings you a level
>Brutus dead
>Log out for pro-sauce 10seconds save time and TP scroll move
>forgot to pick up loot
>fml

>Lv8
>Prisoner's Gate
>2x rare fire dogs greet me at passageway
>ah fuck me
>run, firetrap, run, firetrap
>hit's as hard as wet spaghetti
>hmm... wet spaghetti firetrap microtransaction...
>make note to PM Chris/Bex
>Wait oh shit I'm desynching!!
>Logged out pre-swarm
>insta-relog in
>See my character in selection window switch leagues right in front of me
>RIP in Standard lel


Can't be fucked rerolling. Good luck to remaining racers, I'm gonna head to the gym.

well played, rng...well played...

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alphaccount wrote:

20 Minutes in Turbo
Starring... Alphaccount!

Sorry, I LOLed. =^[.]^=

Watching black death outrun 15% ms boots + qs of adrenaline after 1 crit viper does 400 damage and my orbs still going down after hitting a greater life: ayy lmao

Cba rerunning after the bail, took it easy in crypt to the end.

Very slow a1(35+min) and just as i was about to progress i saw top racers die and got scared so i farmed crypt. Biggest mistake :(

Thanks for the write up Alpha, gave me a good chuckle.

This was my first Turbo and wow, doesn't this get the blood pumping! Given the problems I was having in lower levels I was really dreading Turbo Brutus. I mean seriously, like this guy needs to be more dangerous when you're under-equipped and pushing the boundaries.



Also felt like this was a combo Turbo / player famine. No health pots, orb drops or anything you might find mildly useful in this race. At the end of the race I was still using one of my original tiny health pots:( Had to save up for my Aug Orb by selling blues constantly. The one ray of light I had was MS boots early on which saved my bacon more than once.

Changed strategy here and went for all the Fire nodes for Shadow trapper as I figured that for both Brutus and Merveil I was going to be doing a lot of chucking traps and running around in circles. This definitely turned out to be a winning strategy as running away was a good survival technique.

Also decided to armour up and forgo some movement speed for the extra survivability. Also a good strategy especially as for about half the race I had no rings and no amulet. Man, that really sucked.

Kudos to those that did so well in the race, you really earned those points!

Edit: WTF, I got 15th Shadow? Yay me but this race must have been pretty devastating on so many people!

AltF4 count = 7.
Due to desync and dumbassery, and turbo viperstrikes. Still managed to get 12th place shadow.

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alphaccount wrote:

20 Minutes in Turbo
Starring... Alphaccount!

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>Logged out pre-swarm
>insta-relog in
>See my character in selection window switch leagues right in front of me
>RIP in Standard lel


Can't be fucked rerolling. Good luck to remaining racers, I'm gonna head to the gym.

So that's how you pro racers roll? You fight with Brutus lvl 8 ? You rush too much, brah.

I always fight with Brutus at level 10, i know i play slower and safer, but at least i guarantee to myself that i won't rip. :D

So far this race season i ripped only once, only once, when actually servers acted like DDosed for 10 continuous seconds, and i just entered an instance, and you know you cant disconnect your char for ~20 sec after entering a fresh instance, so i died.

I played like 40-50 events already, and died only once. :D Not pro, i just play it safe.

No guts, no glory (and no Demigod) :)

I'm usually happy to tackle Brutus at about lvl 9 but no way in hell in Turbo. Perhaps if I had some good drops and was feeling a bit tanky, but I was as fragile as a Faberge egg.